AHHHHH - TOO FAR!!!

I personally am a HUGE fan of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight Saga, and I'm sure many of you out there are too, otherwise why would there be massive amounts of Twilight merchandise ranging from knickers to lip gloss.
But recently, to my horror, I found out from a friend that there was now..
A TWILIGHT DILDO!!!
...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHAT?? do i hear you say!?
The official name is "the Vamp" and according to the manufacturer, it retains hot and cold temperatures...*ahem* *cough cough read Breaking Dawn*
Anyway, not going to post pictures, but the advert is Hilarius - google it! (at your own risk)
And guess what, to make it more realistic - as if the temperature bit wasn't enough for you - it sparkles in the sun.
So what do you think? Have they gone too far this time? After all, isn't Twilight aimed at teenagers? Or is this product specifically aimed at Twilight Mums...

Competitions!

Hey, ok this is my first post, and I wanted to help advertise some giveaways :P

First up is....

Amore Vintage's amazing second giveaway! You guys should really check out her site - her stuff is soo beautiful!

All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is:
1. Be a follower of http://amore-vintage.blogspot.com.

2. Leave a comment on this post using your blogger/google account user id, naming the necklace you like the most on her blog and how you came across her blog.

3. Finally, mention her contest if you have a blog!


It is THAT simple

END of contest is: 13th September 2009 at 24:00 (GMT+ 02:00)

There is only ONE (rather lovely) prize for the winner, unless she gets 200+ comments in which case she might add more prizes, so you better get commenting!


Prize includes:
- AmoreVintage Elisa Necklace
- AmoreVintage Swarovski Sapphire Heart necklace
- AmoreVintage Rose Cameo Brooch
- Marie Antoinette Queen's Pâtisserie Collection, Cherry Frosting Lip Balm .15 oz
- MARIMEKKO Unikko purse, made in Finland
- MARIMEKKO Strawberry Tin Case ( for pastilles etc. )
- DHC samples ( neck treatment essence, facial scrub etc...)
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Second...

is May's Giveaway, the rules are the same and the prize is:

-P&J Whitening Serum
-Majolook eyeshadow palette (sorrie, don't know the name of the color)
-5 Dermal sheet masks
-1 Innisfree apple yogurt pack
-1 Eki's flower clip
-some samples

Closing date is Friday, September 25th
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Thirdly:

Is Blair's giveaway, the prize being:

-Blair's brand(blue themed Swarovski bracelet)
-Calvin Klein
-Clean & Clear
-Coogi
-Daiso
-Dr. Jart+
-Elizabeth Arden
-Maquillage (main prize!)
-Missha
-My Scheming Beauty
-Shiseido The Makeup
-Shu Uemura
-The Skin Food and Watsons.
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And, last, but not least...


ona jewelry's competition, where she is giving away these oh-so0-cute jewelry:


deadline is 30th september (i think)